January 2012
3 posts
December 2011
2 posts
November 2011
12 posts
Kevin has computer again.
Kevin is pleased.
Contact Kevin now, please. He missed you.
I have no idea why I’m talking like this.
3 tags
Ok. Why is this album so good? YOU HAD ME CONVINCED YOU COULD NEVER TOP YOURSELF, FLORENCE WELCH. Goodness.
Thank God I am wrong all the time.
October 2011
4 posts
electrickitten asked: How are you doing?
“No one wants to die. Even people who want to go to heaven don’t want to die to...”
– Steve Jobs 2005 Stanford Commencement Speech
September 2011
5 posts
1 tag
2 tags
Por Favor!
soundlyawake:
soundlyawake:
Last month I sucked at self-pimping but it’s the first of September and I vow to be better this month.
I’m campaigning for King of The Web and you could help me win! You can vote up to 10 times a day, so if you gotta minute, it’d be much appreciated!
Here’s the link!: http://kingofweb.com/users/9503949949
If I win, I’ll get $5000 which would…well…lessen my...
Lyfe
We moved a lot when I was a kid. We were homeless a couple of times, I realized later on, but I was young enough to believe I was on extended sleepovers most of the time when my mother couldn’t find us a place to stay together, as a family. We are technically homeless now, actually. We are staying with a friend, but she is being kicked out within the next couple of months (the whole building...
August 2011
1 post
Tmi
Pulled out my shoulder.
Did so due to orgasm.
Someone tell me how to feel.
July 2011
1 post
June 2011
1 post
1 tag
Its a beautiful day.
I think I’ll get married.
April 2011
6 posts
Bad joke time: How long does it take when you slip...
justjasper:
One bananosecond.
1 tag
Taking Spycam Pictures of My Best Friend
mybiggestregretever:
My biggest regret ever is taking spycam pictures of my best friend while he was showering. Now I can’t get the image of his hot body and massive package out of my head, and I’m having a hard time not showing my attraction to him. I wish I would have just left it to my imagination.
[Male, 25]
4 tags
Oh right,
I passed my GED.
MAN I super do not want to sound cocky, but I’m sort of proud of myself. I dropped out 7 years ago and now… I am a graduate. Or at least a graduate equivalent.
My scores are probably just barely scraping above the pass/fail divider but I feel like this is still an impressive accomplishment considering what a pile of mush my brain should be at this stage. I...
electrickitten asked: So, my dear, when do we get to meet the proud graduate? Or did I miss him and he already had his big party without me?
March 2011
1 post
I am back apparently.
And also very shocked i only lost a few followers, lol. I work six days this week, so I won’t be around very much… but I do have the internet again. Something to look forward to!
<3
February 2011
47 posts
DON'T BE A DRAG, JUST BE A TROLL
iwenttofilmschool:
This is a delusional fangirl blog
duderino-:
